WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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