Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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