On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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