I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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