DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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