I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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