normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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