the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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