i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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