Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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