Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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