Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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