don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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