and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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