So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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