So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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