You're completely useless in the revolution.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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