it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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