their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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