And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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