if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
smell my finger.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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