i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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