Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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