i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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