just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's never too late to be topless.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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