No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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