Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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