Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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