Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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