Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
