I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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