If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
