i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why is there bacon in the couch?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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