I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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