And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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