well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
is that a dick in a sweater?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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