You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You work out of a Hotel?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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