how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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