if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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