They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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