They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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