You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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