Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
