cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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