That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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