operation have a gay friend backfired
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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