She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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