i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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