I must be too annoying 4 u.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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