This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
