Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
