i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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